I have been working on a unifying theory of the fats, or specifically fat distribution and how it works. I'm not so much looking at its causes, of which there are many (I am happy to discuss these), I am more charting the aesthetics.
I believe that the most important distinction in fat distribution is the belly split, and whether it occurs under or over the navel line. Usually this will be accompanied by an 'under-breast' break at larger weights. Some never get the break at all, and essentially remain in the beachball category for their entire trajectory.
We ought to discuss this more. Much like the reason that people do not discuss smell much, for reason of us lacking the language to do so, I believe that we need a better lexicon for discussing fat distribution.
I am essentially working towards a unifying theory of the fats, and I think this will help us better articulate, collaborate and, in turn, unionise against them. Lord knows we need to.
What are your thoughts on the matter?
