felicitations, malefactors.
local dickhead writer offering one's services as a purveyor of salacious smut. feel free to lend your requests for any niche, extreme, or unusual prosaic filth to me and i shall abide as i can. i don't have much in the way of hard limits, save for three:
- no furries (not for me)
- NO MEN (not that there's anything wrong with liking men, but i emphatically do not)
- no first person (who am i, narcissus?)
anything else is on the table, though i retain right of first refusal. go nuts.