Let's play a game, shall we? You're all familiar with Fuck, Marry, Kill right? Well since this is a chan and there's hundreds of models out there, let's broaden things up - you pick who, I won't limit your choices since it will be a simp war between two and one will just always be picked to die.
Tell me who you would:
Fuck - One night stand. No contact after, no repeats, no breakfast afterwards, just a hump and dump.
Marry - No divorces - you're in it for life. Sex is a few times a month, twice a week at most. No cheating, no side partners, consensual threesomes and orgies are fine. You have to put effort into the relationship and not expect her to cater to you.
Friendzone - You will never get to fuck them or pursue a relationship. They will always regard you as a friend. You will get thirst trap pics at best and access to their personal socials and friend circles. But as long as you aren't creepy you get to be friends.
NO KILL OPTION - I don't care if they never responded to you on Kik and blocked you on Feabie. Take your hangups somewhere else.
YES THIS IS A SIMPING THREAD. Just have some fun and leave it be, you tired bastard.
Let's hear your picks!