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Has anyone heard of this book? There's not much information on it and none of the sellers of the book have anything to say about it either. No written reviews exist and it appears to be out of print too.
I ordered it from Amazon -- $5 is worth sating my curiosity. Supposed to arrive next week, I'll report back once I've read it.
>>8303
Not op, but thank you
>>8303
Have you received the book yet?
>>8330
No, it's supposed to arrive Friday but there's more snow headed my way that day so we'll see.

In the meantime, don't get your hopes up... I looked into the writer's other work and it's all poetry so I assume this is the same. Which means there will likely be one poem titled "The Fattest Woman in Ireland" among many and likely not have many juicy details if any about said fatness. But as I said, for 5 bucks I can afford to roll the dice with it.
>>8333
Update: Finally got it, and it's a novel, not poetry, a first-person by a fat irish woman. Win-win. Bad news is that I have a crazy day today and likely won't have a chance to read it til tomorrow. Stay tuned.
I do certain things to see if she comes on here and troll. This is one. But if I punch her in her fucking face and break it im fucked up lmao
>>8351
From the author bio it seems breast cancer beat you to it, 20 years ago.
>>8350
Good to know it's as advertised at least. was a little nervous because of the MS paint style cover. im not exactly expecting fetish content but im hopefully it will at least be engaging for people like us
>>8354
Halfway through... It's very short but slow-going because it's written first-person in country Irish dialect (!). This also makes it impossible to skim. FWIW it takes place in the early Aughts. Cover makes it seem like it would be Ye Olde Tymey like Banshees of Inishmore or something.

The good news is that it's basically WG fic — I'm not kidding. Also based on the cover I assumed "the fattest woman in Ireland" would be 190 pounds or something. But no, she's first pegged at 26/27 stone (360+) and gets bigger from there.

From page one she's talking about her size, describing her body, her overeating, outgrowing clothes, beds, rooms, cars, getting stuck, a great slob scene if you're into that, people's reactions and humiliation and so on.

It get's better: At this point in the book the economically depressed town she lives in is planning a "Fat Festival" with her as the centerpiece, everyone encouraging her to get even bigger. There's an unrelated subplot brewing about one of the MC's friends but it's incomprehensible and who cares.

It's killing me not to just devour the rest of this book (NPI) but I really haven't had 30 straight minutes alone since I got it.

I've gotta thank the OP big-time for hipping me to this. As a thank-you I'm thinking I'll phone pic each page and post it this afternoon, even before I finish. Stay tuned...
>>8360
damn, I wasn't expecting that. I see what you mean after looking through the first couple pages about the irish dialect but its not as distracting as I thought it would be. Im exciting to dig into this now and im pretty stoked that it was actually something relevant to us
>>8361
I’m a bit dyslexic so it’s a chore, glad it works okay for you. And yeah, besides maybe Grand Obese this is the closest a “mainstream” novel has ever come WG fetish fic.
>>8397

Any chance of a reup, seems the latest link is dead?
Any chance of a reup? The link seems to be dead.
what is it about?

>>8363
nice work
>>8453
Once more for literature's sake: https://we.tl/t-CwjPtDpsvG

>>8457
Super-fat girl from a small town in Ireland (duh) is on her way to becoming a shut-in but winds up a celebrity when the town builds a "Fat Fest" around her. Takes place in the Aughts, written in dialect which I found annoying but worth the slog.
reup please?
Damn I also missed it
Can I also nudge here? I thought I had downloaded this darn thing, but seems I lost it somewhere.
I would love to read it as an Irish feeder, see how close it is to reality
Godbless!
Airport stocks tumbling. Planes falling apart. Ceos stepping down. Southwest going to shit. What will you do after this phase? Its super slow by trump
>>8696
Re-up please? It's already gone
>>8790

I hate asking for a necro, but I apparently misplaced or never downloaded this. Help a brother out?
>>8961
Here you go: https://gofile.io/d/RVM1AJ

I cleaned it up a little in the meantime, single pages rather than spreads, dewarped the pages somewhat and fixed the contrast. I'd love to OCR this thing but the tools I've tried haven't done a great job with it.
>>8970

Thank you so much, I am not worthy.
>>8973
I will teach how to get the tits and booty. Do my request and it will be done.
>>8973
My pleasure. This really needs to be better known. It's the best non-fetish WG/fat fetish book I've ever read by a mile. Grand Obese has dropped to distant second. Thank the OP for bringing it to my attention.

Gonna try again with OCR and hopefully make a phone-friendly version.
>>8975
No just send an invite with a date or some corny joke or order
Hate to bump without anything to add but I would really appreciate it if anyone was able to upload another copy, the link has stopped working again
>>9402
Here you go: https://gofile.io/d/JoPivw

I'd love to share this as a text doc rather than a giant PDF but Acrobat, Word, and a few other apps I've tried haven't done a good job with it. If anyone knows a good OCR program (that doesn't cost a lot), let me know.
1 page in. This is autism.
Read it. Was pretty good, but I dont think a small town in 1980s Ireland would be so accepting of homos, especially the entire local Catholic church.

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