Imagine spending most of you life, ruled by another, and finally been set free, only to be put under Babidi's spell? That's the path that I, Prince Vegeta walked on. My honor was destroyed the moment I fell under Babidi's lust, and consumed porn like it was all I had! I was no warrior, I was an addict!
But when I came to this planet, I have discovered things that awakened something inside of me. Something that couldn't be controlled no matter how strong you are. Until today. I have let myself fall under Babidi deliberately, and he showed me the light that was porn, specifically BBW porn. I knew that Cell liked fat bitches, and I never understood why. Why would someone like their women gorge themselves and become nothing but of fat? Why would I want a woman who eat just as much as I do, only for the purpose to be gaining weight, not muscle, but FAT?! It was something I didn't understand, but Babidi showed me how fucking awesome it was. Bulma's perked buns are cool, but this, this was cooler!
But I, Prince Vegeta, the ruler of all Saiyans have finally come to my senses. I wanted Babidi to control me, to show me what the people on Earth enjoyed, and during that time I have lost myself. But I have never lost my pride. My Saiyan pride! I knew I was stronger than that, knew what I was getting myself into. But the strongest warriors look past porn and fight for the greater good, and I proved that I am as strong as Kakarot and his son, and maybe stronger! I broke out of Babidi's lust and I have returned to my Saiyan blood.
I have let everyone down. Bulma, Trunks, and even Kakarot. It is my duty to defeat this monster that took over me: my porn collection. Over 6 TB of photos and videos that I've collected and gooned off to, will now be gone from my grasp. I have confined the collection into a Google Spreadsheet, with every link double encoded to make sure they are more protected. I have canceled my Mega subscription, leaving the collection to have a minimum of one month to survive (excluding outliers). And to do that, to truly escape from this beast, I must sacrifice myself, to make sure I have truly stepped forward. I hope my sacrifice means something to you all, and maybe you all will become mighty warriors.
Farewell models, admins, and yes. Even you, gooners.
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
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