>>80228A lot of people think it's the classic Cicero porno "where there's life, there's hope" but that's clearly wrong.
Arrghitsmeaty had his eureaka moment of inspiration being fellated by his dog while taking a bath of such duration that the water had gone cold. Still, he refused to get out until he'd completed "Silver Spray: Dulcet Miasma from a Paper Bag"
Contrary to popular belief the dogs death wasn't the typical "death by misadventure" accidental drowning (see: David Carradine-Black Belt Blackout), but choking on a fecal sphere passed by his master during their mutual excitement.
The animals life was spent well even in death. being a hairless animal it was a simple matter to wrap it in tinfoil with some butter and stick in the coals.
And that's where the crime was committed. In the state of Florida at the time, since the body creations of both the hole and the rod were combined and warmed in the canal of the animal, his meal was not only murder but cannibalism.