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DISCLAIMER: I'm not really into blueberry inflation and the 2005 blueberry scene in general.

If there was an adult or Rated R version of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, what actress would the best choice to play Violet and inflate like a blueberry? (maybe even bigger than before)

Provide details and photo examples.
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I just had celebrities in general in mind, but I can’t ignore thinking Nicki Minaj or Megan Thee Stallion as interesting picks. They got the body and the curve-hugging clothes. You can easily see either take on the gum-champion personality. Not to mention I just want to see more black girls as berries…
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Why not cast Melissa Barrera as an older sister who wins the ticket and brings her younger sister played by Isabela Merced onto the tour. Why not two berries? 🤔
What’s great about this casting is that I feel like if such a hypothetical project got greenlit I feel like these two actresses might actually be open to the role.
Barrera needs a role to keep her career alive and has already done an R rated send up with the recent Scream adaptation. Merced is just barely relevant still and with the Dora movie showed she’s open to more adult adaptations of classic fam media.

Food for thought
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If you want to go the ironic irl route Sissy Sheridan would be perfect. She very recently made the cut age wise for such a casting and if you wanted to go the ‘Influencer Violet’ angle I hate to be an ass but she can basically play herself. I’m sure she’s born for the role.
>>58592
She’s basically young influencer Anne Hathaway it’s a 10/10
>>58559
Seeing any of the female cast of Doctor Who as a blueberry would be great.

Surprised no one's mentioned Christina Hendricks.
>>58689

how about Michelle Ryan from 2009 Easter special?
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>>58783
Speaking of Selma Blair from Hellboy yeah some input for ya to eat
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Although I'm sure you pervs would want a classic done and probably want a puffkiss virus transfer with Sarah Michelle Geller with Selma as a big berry on the verge of burst
>>58790
do you have part one of that last one
also is there more?
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>>58579
Funny, I happened to see one of her outfits that reminded me of Violet's old outfit and I fiddled around with it a bit.
>>59021
🤮
She has to be the ugliest celebrity relevant atm please never ever cast her ew. Y’all got the lowest fucking sometimes standards I swear
Minaj is ugly as shit and I’d still take her over that horse
>>59027
you should like her, youre gay lmao
>>59027
Duly noted. Should I ever do another berry edit of her, I'll make sure you get a copy.
>>58579
>Nicki Minaj or Megan Thee Stallion
I've never understood how these idiotic 90% plastic "look at me" bimbos become popular. Anyone who intentionally tries to make themselves look like a blow-up doll needs their head examining.
>>59021

Good shit my man.
>>59021
Sorry for being an ass earlier it’s a great recolor I just agree with the “90% plastic” poster
>>59028
Wait a minute….

🤔

hihihihi? WhatsUpp doc? ✨¿
>>59021
Hey I’m sorry about being an ass about the recolor before. I’m not a fan at all of Megan or Nicki from a sexual standpoint but I shouldn’t be a shit bag about it. I’m also starting to connect some dots

I had a stupid moment it’s an anon chan we all do stupid shit sometimes
>>59021
I’m sorry about being a really mean person before about the recolor it’s actually really good. I was in a shit mood atm and I abused my anonymity that’s really shitty. Keep making amazing work to your content always
>>59021
Hey I’m sorry about being an ass about the recolor before. I’m not a fan at all of Megan or Nicki from a sexual standpoint but I shouldn’t be a shit bag about it. I had a stupid moment it’s an anon chan we all do stupid shit sometimes. Also how am I gay? I’m not the only anon who uses emojis wth lol
>>59049
you wonder how women who look like blow-up dolls ever gain popularity yet you're on a fetish board
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>>58787
I'm not entirely sure what's going on in that sentence, but I am up for it.

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