I've fallen for you faster than a fat bitch that sat down too fast.

Hey girl, you're super fat and I like fat bitches. How about I take you to all your favorite restaurants then we fuck?

*clears throat* ummmphhhjeeezigottabegoingseeya *farts*

I'm strong and long enough to lift that gut of yours and penetrate you..
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I don't think fat bitches like you are disgusting - let's fuck!
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I don't mind how fat and jiggly you are as long as your vaginal passage is thin and tight.
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If you don't get a fuckin' soon I'm afraid you'll explode!
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Would you rather be fucked by me or raped by somebody else?
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Dat azz!!