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Anybody have any fat bitch jokes?
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Speaking of 98 lbs. I heard Ginny Sack's getting a 95 lbs. mole taken off her ass!
>>41152 (OP)
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>>41152 (OP)
A bitch had four quarters in her back pocket then she sat down. When she stood back up and reached for the quarters she pulled out a dollar bill.
A bitch had four quarters in her back pocket then she sat down. When she stood back up and reached for the quarters she pulled out a dollar bill.
>>41166
weak. Here's a better one.
Your girlfriend is so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got STUCK
weak. Here's a better one.
Your girlfriend is so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got STUCK
She's so fat...
I had to take two buses and a taxi to get on her good side
she went camping and the bears hit THEIR food
she stepped on the scale and it read "to be continued"
she left the house in high heels and came back in flip-flops
her best subject in high school was lunch
she irons her dresses in the driveway
someone asked me to name the fattest people I knew and she was three of them
she uses Google Earth to take a selfie
I had to take two buses and a taxi to get on her good side
she went camping and the bears hit THEIR food
she stepped on the scale and it read "to be continued"
she left the house in high heels and came back in flip-flops
her best subject in high school was lunch
she irons her dresses in the driveway
someone asked me to name the fattest people I knew and she was three of them
she uses Google Earth to take a selfie
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She's so fat, her High School Yearbook photo was an aerial.
She's so fat her belt size is equator
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose
She's so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book
She's so fat her bellybutton gets home 10 minutes before she does
She's so fat her belt size is equator
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose
She's so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book
She's so fat her bellybutton gets home 10 minutes before she does
Did you hear about the girl in the 6x sweatpants?
She's the hippest.
She's the hippest.
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A toast to the big girls that turn their backs to us
before they bend over and show us their gluteus maximus.
A toast to the big girls eating cakes and pies.
Just like them, I'll go right to your thighs.
A toast to the big girls willing to do their duty
by letting us grab a handful of their booty.
A toast to the big girls that can't fit through the door.
I'll get behind you and push a little more.
A toast to the big girls with fat cheeks and wet lips
not on their face, but between their hips.
A toast to the big girls whose asses are wide.
and are also narrow...on the inside.
A toast to the big girls that like these rhymes.
Because if they do, we can have some good times!
before they bend over and show us their gluteus maximus.
A toast to the big girls eating cakes and pies.
Just like them, I'll go right to your thighs.
A toast to the big girls willing to do their duty
by letting us grab a handful of their booty.
A toast to the big girls that can't fit through the door.
I'll get behind you and push a little more.
A toast to the big girls with fat cheeks and wet lips
not on their face, but between their hips.
A toast to the big girls whose asses are wide.
and are also narrow...on the inside.
A toast to the big girls that like these rhymes.
Because if they do, we can have some good times!
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