>>40415 (OP) 1. Not but. AND. The only butt I care about is her's. 2. Yeah she's fat, and cuddling with her is like cuddling with a warm fluffy cloud. 3. What's the matter? You jealous?
My favourite is yeah, not your problem, my preference, if you only like the skinny girls all the more for me.
I fell out with a few regular drinking pals over it, one liked small Thai girls with boy tits and regularly took trips over there, didn't like getting reminded of it.
Another was pretty much a functioning alcoholic, he didn't think much to being told all he ever chased was female versions of himself, the drunker the subject, the more he frothed for her.
But of course, they're trying to roast me for this whilst never being subtle about her if her chest was out.
If I ever see it myself I'll make a thing of touching her. It's very rare a remark is made in the wild, but it's usually a smackhead, no hope, no soap, and no fucking teeth either.