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So guys, for context, I, 20m, just moved to a small retirement town (28k pop.)
Earlier today I was shopping at a discount grocery store, like I do. As your boy was walking down the aisle to line up for the till, a HUGE asian girl got in line like 5 secs before me. Believe me when I say she was like unbelievably hot. I'm guessing she is either Viet or Thai, and in her early 20s. She was maybe 4ft10, 270lbs-ish. She had a bit of a tummy/chubby arms but her legs were utterly massive and so was her butt. Im talking unreal proportions. (Her face was a light 7 too) Anyway's I'm fucking dying in the lineup and barely containing my cool composure. Like a chick getting to meet Chris Hemsworth. She was kind of looking around the store when she was waiting in line. She did a brief look backwards and noticed me, her eyes lit up a bit and she blushed pretty hard. She did a few quick takes when I wasnt paying attention to her. Anyways she gave me a long stare until I acknowledged her, she flashed me a flirty smile. Normally striking up a convo with girls is not an issue for me. In terms of looks im what most girls find attractive (6ft, chiseled face, well dressed, have great hair etc.) And girls commonly compliment me on my looks. But I just let her go because I would definitely fuck up anything good I could say. As she was walking out she gave me one last glance and smiled. I walked out of the store with my heart pounding like hell lol. Anyways the topics been on my mind all day, and its driving me crazy. My question is, what are the odds I run into this chick again? And how do not drop the ball so hard next time? Lol
Anyways if you made it this far thanks for reading my essay on the fumble of my fucking life. Ciao
Earlier today I was shopping at a discount grocery store, like I do. As your boy was walking down the aisle to line up for the till, a HUGE asian girl got in line like 5 secs before me. Believe me when I say she was like unbelievably hot. I'm guessing she is either Viet or Thai, and in her early 20s. She was maybe 4ft10, 270lbs-ish. She had a bit of a tummy/chubby arms but her legs were utterly massive and so was her butt. Im talking unreal proportions. (Her face was a light 7 too) Anyway's I'm fucking dying in the lineup and barely containing my cool composure. Like a chick getting to meet Chris Hemsworth. She was kind of looking around the store when she was waiting in line. She did a brief look backwards and noticed me, her eyes lit up a bit and she blushed pretty hard. She did a few quick takes when I wasnt paying attention to her. Anyways she gave me a long stare until I acknowledged her, she flashed me a flirty smile. Normally striking up a convo with girls is not an issue for me. In terms of looks im what most girls find attractive (6ft, chiseled face, well dressed, have great hair etc.) And girls commonly compliment me on my looks. But I just let her go because I would definitely fuck up anything good I could say. As she was walking out she gave me one last glance and smiled. I walked out of the store with my heart pounding like hell lol. Anyways the topics been on my mind all day, and its driving me crazy. My question is, what are the odds I run into this chick again? And how do not drop the ball so hard next time? Lol
Anyways if you made it this far thanks for reading my essay on the fumble of my fucking life. Ciao