>>25389 (OP)Eat high calorie foods in large quantities.
>Nigga I'm Paleo.Go for cheap cuts of meet, and a lot of it. Back strap, pork belly (gold mine for fat).
>Nigga I'm vegan.Potatoes, and other tubers. Nuts and seeds.
>Nigga I'm too poor.Rice and bread are cheaper then dirt, so long as you're willing to prepare it. I did some math a while back, and figured out I could make something like 6kg of bread for something like 3USD.
>>25443I feel you bro.
Go for the above. Cheap meats, milk, but otherwise shit like rice and home-made bread. Buy canned sauces for flavours, as they're cheaper. And don't be afraid to bulk out stuff with vegetables.
If you want to copy the beer method, you'll need the electrolytes you get from greens. Plus if you find a good grocer they're fairly inexpensive extra food.
>>25535Assuming this is consensual (and, if it isn't, she'll notice anyway), simple portion sizes and more exercise on your part.