Any good or bad experiences with eating BBW/SSBBW ass?

Anything goes as long as it has to do with assholes. Try to keep the scat shit to a minimum. Brap stories are fine. I'll share a few if this subject garners interest.

Pics or it didn't happen

>>25359 (OP)
Sorry bro but literally every person on this website is a virgin

>>25359 (OP)
most fat chicks i've fucked in doggy have asses that smells fucking awful, sweat and shit

the other 10% were very into anal but I could never bring myself to do it. when a girl has to shower before sex everytime you do not want to get into that bootyhole. i only do anal with skinny/fit girls

honestly i only fucked fat girls for a couple month period because they're very easy and I'm into fat asses. dealing with their insecurity over being fat and their lack of ability in bed (positions etc) was not worth it. they could usually suck dick well though. single serving partners

>>25359 (OP)
No, thanks.
This is revolting, especially if you remember that most of the heavy girls do have some serious troubles with personal hygiene.
Not to mention you'd likely to have the parasites from that.
>>25409
Reasonable enough, OP must like to eat shit than. Quite literally.

>>25414
Typical incel with OCD response. The fact that pussies are warm and wet probably grosses you out too.

>>25444
Are you dissatisfied with my reply?
You shouldn't be, what I did is simple paraphrase of your post with some added context.
As for the other things, it's rather burdensome of you to equate one thing with the other. I mean, why would you make that crappy analogy, equating vagina to a crusty asshole?
And again, personal hygiene.

Does anyone know how to open these kind of links? aHR0cHM6Ly9nb2ZpbGUuaW8vZC92YWRkTGY=

>>25452

>>25450
You watch too much porn if you think eating ass is some spontaneous act especially with a BBW and most especially with a SSBBW. I require a woman to shower at least an hour minimum before I stick my face in between the ass crack of a big girl especially if I'm licking her asshole. It's super hot to take a shower with her and make sure all her nooks and crannies are.clean to my standards.

I'm 37 and have had a decent amount of sexual partners, a good percentage of that being BBWs and have never had an issue with parasites wtf is wrong with you.

>>25458
People were having sex, eating ass, fucking ass, and much much more thousand upon thousands of years before cinematography technology

>>25458
why the hour minimum? i think you'd be as clean as you could possibly get after 30 minutes.

>>25409
how fat are we talking here?

>>25458
>parasites
The most common way for a human to have parasites is to eat uncooked (or unproperly cooked) animal meat of an animal which had parasites while it was alive, and it is not "normal". If a human has parasites in their anus they require immediate medical attention. You run more of a risk by going swimming in suspicious looking bodies of water that you don't ever see any other humans swimming in. It's not a good sign.

>>25458
No, I do not watch porn.
My assumptions stem directly from the posts >>25359 (OP) and >>25409 as well as some basic logic.
It's good that you pay homage to the personal hygiene, otherwise the possibility of some nasty outcome gets more likely.
>>25469
Well, there is a certain demographic that is jot stopped by that, but I'd not talk about that since it is not a thread topic.

>>25472
the parasite thing is a myth created by right-wing weirdos who think anything related to anal is "degenerate". they have no problem lying in order to scare people away from anal sex.

>>25469
Exactly my point.

>>25472
It's pretty clear if you're going face first in between some sizeable cheeks if there is toilet paper or shit on an asshole. You can also tell from the scent too. I personally am very turned on by the smell of pussy and asshole, I dunno I think it's the pheromones.

>>25468
My preference for weight is about 170 lbs. to about 300 lbs. on average height women. My wife is about 320 lbs. but she's 5'11" and she's amused by my asshole fascination lol

Parasites? Oh... You guys talking about AIDS dick again? Why do you call it a parasire when it's a virus that lives in the anus of gay fudes and transexuals?

>>25503
You should try reading a book sometime. Literally any book.

>>25465
I meant an hour minimum between showering and sniffing/eating ass. If I'm with her all day and don't hear a fart or notice she's taken a shit I'll eat her ass anytime.

>>25514
I think you mean maximum?

>>25515
I sniffed my wife's asshole after 2 days of not showering and it was one of the hottest moments of my life.

That's my maximum, I know what I said.

>>25528

>I sniffed my wife's asshole
That's your problem right there. Why in the fucking whore would you ever sniff an asshole?

And worse, why would you stop there? What did it smell like?

>>25672
Brapped and Joycepilled

Also are you actually Swiss or VPN? Switzerland is a fantasy wonderland therefore gross things like farts don't exist there.

I was rimming my girls ass from behind before hitting it from the back, and she straight up brapped on my dick. She was embarrassed but it was hilarious honestly, ended up finishing and we took a shower. I was always joke she should warn me when she’s going to fart so I can put my face by her ass.
God, I love sex when she gets back from sitting on her big ass all day, there is something about sitting at work that just makes her ass not sweaty, but not sterile, it’s like the sweet spot of not clean but not dirty lol it’s like I have to beg her to not shower before sex that night, because sadly she’s very serious about showering asap after work lol

>>25710
My wife always asks me to wash her ass, I’ll legit be on discord or whatever and she’ll call from the bathroom specifically to wash her. It’s cute, I love it. If it’s been a couple of days since I’ve helped, it’s noticeably not as clean as when I clean it. I installed a bidet thinking she’d use it, but she just doesn’t like that it’s cold, and I’m not liquid enough to buy a heated bidet. Oh well lol

>SSBBW i briefly dated
>go out to dinner
>fuck in car afterwards
>hitting from behind
>notice her butthole starts winking as she gets close to cumming
>obviously trying to hold in fart
>keep going
>unleashes unholy brap as she cums
>i cum too
>fartfag mode unlocked

>>25710
This guy gets it. I'm not an anatomy expert, but there's gotta be some pheromones involved or something. When I come home from work, most days I will order my wife to assume the position so I can peel her yoga pants off and stick my nose in between her cheeks and lick/suck her pussy lips. She's into my ass obsession and will often stick her ass in my face when I'm on the couch watching TV or playing videogames. She asked if I have a brap fetish. I'm not sure if I do. I think it's funny and endearing when she does it, I'd be into it if she did it while fucking I think. I'm just not sure if I'm down with her just straight up brapping in my face

>>25711
Why get a bidet without all the bells and whistles? Mine has heated seats and blows warm air on your asshole after using the water, which is temperature controlled.

>>25719
>fartfag
brapchad*

>>25727 lol like it’s not even like a fat girl thing, even gfs that had panties to steal and smell, like that was my jam in HS lol definitely agree on the pheromone thing, also, a bidet like that will put me out of my ass washing job lolol

>>25359 (OP)
did picrel with my gf except she rode my dick on the sink instead...she ended up hotboxing our bathroom.
ngl, busted the fattest nuts of my life

>>25359 (OP)
How do you bring up this phenomenon with your girl so she's on board?
My gf is probably abut 300, WFH career woman so she sits around all day and lets her tasty asshole stew in pencil skirts and tight panties. I rimmed and worshiped it often when we started dating, whether she showered or not, but over time I think she's become self conscious about anal in general because of her stomach and IBS problems. Now when I occasionally go down there, she'll keep it to a minimum. It feels like an unspoken interest in our sex life. Should I clearly disclose how much I love the taste and scent of her ass? I'm worried she may be too vanilla to get it, so I want to make it the topic as casual and sexy as possible.

>>25359 (OP)
How do you bring up this phenomenon with your girl so she's on board?
My gf is probably about 300 lb, WFH career woman so she sits around all day and lets her tasty asshole stew in pencil skirts and tight panties. I rimmed and worshiped it often when we started dating, whether she showered or not, but over time I think she's become self conscious about anal in general because of her stomach and IBS problems. Now when I occasionally go down there, she'll keep it to a minimum. It feels like an unspoken interest in our sex life. Should I clearly disclose how much I love the taste and scent of her ass? I'm worried she may be too vanilla to get it, so I want to make the topic as casual and sexy as possible.

My wife was as high as 425 and I live eating her massive ass.

>>26330

I just told my wife that I love sticking my face in between her ass cheeks and licking her pussy from behind as well. She would often say something like "but I haven't showered in days" or "I'm sure I smell bad" but I always reassure her that A. I love her smell and B. She could never smell bad to me. Her telling me that she was unclean is a huge turn on, I sometimes tell her that I want her more ripe than usual, but I also enjoy a squeaky clean pussy and asshole too.

I really started going hard at it during sex, during doggy style I would stop fucking so I could stick my nose on her asshole and loudly smell and moan and tell her how good her asshole smells. Sometimes stick my thumb up her ass and smell that, which would make me bust hard. This lead to me just flat out saying "I need to smell your asshole" or "I need to bury my face in your ass" or "I wish I could live in your ass cheeks" which she finds funny and hot because I'm so turned on by her.

Just be honest with her but don't make it sound like it's the only thing about her that turns you on. Just mention you may have a smell fetish or something or that you're interested in exploring it and ask her if she has any dirty fantasies that she wants to explore. She was well aware of my love for the smell and taste of her pussy in the beginning of our relationship so that probably helped ease her in, I think. She would often tease me by rubbing her grool on my moustache as I was busy doing something, which drives me wild. Or maybe ask her to sit on your face. Good luck brother.

>>26338
so hot

bump for braps

SSBBW wife has ripped ass the last four times we've fucked. My balls just get blasted by a loud long brap without warning. Don't know why this has become a thing, but I'm not complaining.

>>30424
The other day, I let one rip and my wife said "it's only cute when I do it."

I was harder than a diamond when she told me that.

Gave my girlfriend a rimjob 4 times. The second time I was just about to bury my face and I could smell shit as I approached and told her I wasn't interested any more. After that I clean her asshole first with a good scrub.

>>30520
Enjoy your threadworms and other parasites, Angloid.
>>26338
I'm gonna actually vomit y'all need divine help

>>30522
Doctor, my threadworms aren't threading!

>>30522

Stfu virgin. You just don't understand. Asshole is the most glorious smell God bestowed upon humans.

>>30623
true
booty waft contains pheromones and braps signal gut health
both smell distinctly different (hot) than scat, which is just toxic waste
love braphogs so much it's unreal

>>30520
As I was getting ready for work a few days ago, my wife asked if I wanted to shower together. Well of course! She has the cleanest tits and pristine asshole. Fuck, I just love rubbing her asshole. Shame there was soap on my hand which washed the asshole pheromones off. I would have been distracted from work all day

>>30629 Oh hell yeaaaaah Soap's the best anal lubeeeee

>>30522
the fact that these moral purists actually come onto this board, and act like they're anything other then a fucking degenerate is so funny to me.

look at where you are, you dont get to pass judgement.

Anon with the hesitant IBS girlfriend here. I'm reporting back to return the favor of the advice I received. Since the bedroom was dying I brought up practicing kinks, which she was open to discuss as she part of her woke political stance. I snuck in olfactophillia on top of some other misc kinks to reveal I'm into getting in her ass and armpits after a long day. She always wondered why my face was constantly down there so it was well received to hear it upfront. Sadly, for the longest we were still easing into it as I noticed she's only open to getting her ass sniffed if her IBS wasn't acting up that day or if she showered and wiped thoroughly. With how big her ass is, it ripens up pretty fast so it's pretty pungent but I'm definitely looking for her to confidently offer it whether it's clean or not. It's obviously gross but I find it to be a very trusting form of foreplay.
Anyway, one night a month ago - after a really engaging potluck things changed. She was drinking alcohol and eating all kinds of snacks brought by the guests, which definitely upset her stomach as she was in an out of the bathroom... at least five times within 2 hours. I was at first worried, but she clearly was in her bubbly mood despite it all. Later, I was legitimately tired and headed straight to bed with no intention of initiating. She soon followed after me, stripped down to her underwear and spooned up her sweaty body against me. Not even minutes later she took my hand to rub alongside the wedgie in between her big cheeks, and felt the warm clamminess of her anus. As soon as I scooted my face down her back, she shoved my face right in her unwashed ass. There was so much flavor of sweat, musk and femininity flaring through my nose and mouth. My girl was grinding hard knowing how dirty her peach pit was, winking her sphincter as it pinched my tongue while I ate it clean for a good half hour. Ended the night with my nose buried in her anus. I woke up so intoxicated. Definitely hope this new attitude keeps up with her freely eating and not caring how she smells or bathes.

>>31662
Consider therapy and touching, or in this case sniffing, grass. Take your nasty gf to the doctor

>>31662
Good shit anon and congratulations.

>>31673
You're a fag, consider actually being a man rather than some OCD'd out incel.

bump

OP here.

Last night, my wife and I were fooling around on the couch after putting our kid to sleep. It started with me caressing her thick bush and gently rubbing her clit after which I sniffed my hand. I then told her to get bend overs, ass in my face as I sat in the couch. (I'm recovering from surgery so I can't kneel or squat to put my face in her ass). At first I did the usual: spread her cheeks, look at her perfect asshole, kiss the cheeks then stick my nose right on her asshole and took a deep whiff which honestly got me high, like a total head high. Then I began rubbing her g-spot with my index or middle finger as I spanked her ass with my free hand. After a few minutes of doing this and noticing she's getting wetter and wetter, I told her I wanted to lick her pussy.

>No, you're only allowed to sniff.

So I did some more. I stuck my face in her ass crack and sniffed her asshole and pussy some more. Moaning as I did, her grinding into my face and moaning too. At this point, my primal caveman brain is on full steam ahead. I stood up and pulled my hard cock oozing precum out and told her I was gonna fuck the shit outta her. I snuck into the bedroom and noticed we are out of condoms (since having a kid, she refuses to get on birth control and I refuse to get snipped). FML. I tell her I'm gonna fuck her anyway and she puts her ass up even more, tempting me. I told her she's probably ovulating and she agrees. I told her she's gonna get pregnant again because my sperm is very potent and she agrees. I don't want another kid right now so I pull her yoga pants up lol. She agrees that this is the smart move til we get condoms tomorrow.

She enjoys fucking with me and denying me orgasms. Teasing me for days, giving me blue balls. Thing is, I can do the same to her which drives her crazy. We've been doing this song and dance since Friday. She's been sticking her asshole in my face like 4 times a day and I've been smelling, it's driving me crazy.

>>34418
May god have mercy on us all. We need another deluge, another sodom and Gomorrah.

If she is a truly a woman with class you shouldn’t smell her bad breath or her ass odors. Meaning she is well washed. Her pussy might have a slight sent. You sound like you wished she washed less than she already does.

>>34418
Amazing story and it's awesome she's both caring and kinky enough to initiate throwing her ass in your face, share more stories guys.
When she offers her asshole throughout the day, does she keep it deliberately dirty for you or is it candid musk at this point?

>>34428
The juxtaposition of having a classy woman that isn't shy of her odors is pretty hot. The last woman I was seeing had her perfume from our dates mix in with the sweet aromatic ass by the end of the night when we fucked. It was the best.

>>34425

>May god have mercy on us all. We need another deluge, another sodom and Gomorrah.

This might be the gayest, most incel thing I've read on this board. Because a husband and wife love each other enough to enjoy each other's kinks we need fire and brimstone? Maybe you need to spend more time in the revival tent rather than a board dedicated to fat bitches and especially a thread about their buttholes.

>>34428

The thing I don't think you're understanding is I love her natural smell. Class has nothing to do with it. Nature has everything to do with it. I'm sorry you don't have a woman in your life to smell and procreate with.

>>34431

>When she offers her asshole throughout the day, does she keep it deliberately dirty for you or is it candid musk at this point?

I wouldn't say deliberately dirty as she's not shoving her ass in my face after a shit. I'd probably say candidly musky. She'll do this a few hours after a shower.

>>34418
i kneel

New fetish unlocked - worshipped my girls cheeks and the rimming her while she was on the phone with her mother. It was so hot, her trying to keep up the act up of calm, friendly alert conversation while not moaning or giggling with my nose tickling her hole. She did a good job keeping her composure for most of the call, until the last 5 minutes where she was aggressively rocking her ass back in forth with my face in it whille her smooth indoor voice started to amplify. She didn't wash this weekend either so the smell was amazing. She's a hell of an actor and I love her so much.

Ass is like most things having to do with sex. Out of context it's gross but when you're in the moment it's glorious.

I was on a ferry once, took the stairs to the second level and wound up directly behind a woman with a massive ass in white leggings. The stairs were very steep so her ass was directly in my face, unavoidably, and I caught a big whiff of buttstink. She didn't look slobby otherwise, so I was surprised, and totally disgusted. Meanwhile I love rimming my GF when she hasn't showered yet that day and doesn't smell much better. Go figure.

>>38756
It has everything to do with pheromones, attraction and your mood. Of course you're not gonna enjoy some random woman's ass stink.

Reminds me of my old job, worked with this BBW, who was ok in the looks department. You could tell she was very comfortable with herself and shape. This was a law firm we worked at and she would wear sweats or at best jeans. She definitely didn't shower everyday. In fact, she most likely took baths because every now and then I'd get a whiff of her ass and crotch as she walked by or I came to her desk with a question. I wasn't grossed out by it or anything but it just wasn't for me. I wasn't attracted to her at all.

No fetish unlocked

>>38756
Yeah like the other anon said. Pheromones are a bitch, especially if you're in love. Everything about her is appealing at that point. Generally I personally enjoy the woman's shy, submissive vulnerability associated with anal activity more than the smell, especially if she thinks she's hot shit outside of the bedroom.

OP here.

Wife and I have been fighting for the past few days. I haven't sniffed her asshole since Tuesday. I've come to realize I'm addicted to sniffing her asshole and pussy as I've been depressed and easily irritable. I could easily blame this on the Christmas season being stressful but I'm not.

Usually, if I ask or demand that I need to sniff, she's more than happy to oblige. Since we've been fighting, it's been a hard "no" from her. I need to figure out how to make her happy, this is getting ridiculous. I've been reduced to sniffing her panties when I do the laundry.

She's been extra gassy lately too. I've explained to her that I do not necessarily know if I have a brap fetish. At this point I just want to see her bend over, spread her massive cheeks and brap. I told her I might be open to straight up smelling a brap out the gate, but again I'm not sure if this would actually make me vomit or would be insanely hot. She definitely knows I like sniffing after a brap.

Trying to revive this thread.

My gf is not huge, but she has a huge wide ass for her size. She has great hygiene, but after a day of not showering it can get just a little bit stinky. Her ass has never been dirty, at least visibly, when we've done something before. I love eating her pussy when it's like that.

We have been together for around a year now, but she didn't want to do any doggy, or any positions where there was a chance I could see her asshole, because she was afraid I was gonna find it disgusting or whatever.

We live a couple of hours from eachother so we don't see eachother all the time, so when we meet up we're usually horny as fuck and get it on almost straight away. When we met eachother during summer vacation we had time to be together for a few weeks, and at that point we hadn't seen eachother for around a month and a half, so naturally we were both super fucking horny. She said straight away that she was comfortable trying doggy for the first time, of course I agreed. So she bent over we both need a little bit of adjusting, but she was scared to spread all out because she didn't want me to see her asshole. I told her everything was fine, and I wasn't gonna look at it. Of course as you might have guessed I couldn't keep that promise. So she bent over, spread her asshole and a waft of her "stinky" air, I say it in quotes because it's not stinky, but if you know you know sort of thing. When I smelled that I probably got the most horny I've ever been. I spread her ass and rode the waves for a little while. On every thrust her asshole retracted and let out a little air each time, until I busted the biggest nut I've ever had. I've never fucked someone that hard in my life before.
Sadly she hasn't been up to any ass play or anal yet, but that's more a question of when not if, because she sees how I horny I get when the sex is focused on her ass.

Those weeks during the summer was some of the best of my life, we didn't do shit other than fucking and watching anime all day. Sometimes when we went to bed my balls where aching and I couldn't even get hard anymore because I was so tired. Two weeks of basically non-stop fucking. One of the days she was high af and she was the horniest I've ever seen her. I was so tired because we had been fucking for a few hours and I basically couldn't get it up anymore. So she asked me to finger her while in doggy, of course I said yes because I wanted to please her. So she got into doggy, stuck her ass up in the air and spread her cheeks so far, in retrospect I think she did it because she knew how turned on I get from that smell. This was after a few hours of fucking so we were both sweaty and a little stinky, so I got instantly horny when I smelled that. I fingered her for like 30 minutes while I was sitting on the side of her ass, holding around her back and used like three or four fingers to finger her hard. And while I did that I just sniffed her ass. I got so turned on by that I was ready for another round of fucking.

So moral of the story is fuck a fat girl doggy if you get the chance. And try and get whiff of that ass smell. It might not be for everyone, but I've had a brap fetish for a while so I was really wanting to get a smell of her asshole. I'm not sure if I should mention the fetish to her yet, maybe in due time

>>40907
made me laugh. good luck!
>>40911
heaven

>>40907
The make up sex is going to be incredible, report back every detail about her hot ass when you do.
Best of luck, OP.

>>40938
Thanks anon

>>40991
I think tonight's the night. We've been doing better the past couple days. I know she hasn't showered for a couple days, I'm hoping on purpose. I'm hoping I'll be able to put my nose on her asshole tomorrow morning before work. I've done that before and it drove me crazy having her scent on my moustache all day.

Things ended with my gf. Going to miss that big musky ass invading my face. It was even around this time before it ended where she felt comfortable brapping in my face when I was kissing all around her ass. (Not into it, but i wanted to assure she shouldn't be self conscious about it.) She wasn't trashy either. Loved that dichotomy of her being a total princess that wanted read and play card games in the morning, and having her massive ass ate and licked clean later. Fat Nerdy bougie women are the best lovers. I'll miss her.

>>42215
Larp of the year around goes to big phat sloppy booty latina

>>42217
Not sure what you mean but I'd love to go for a latina next. Depends how submissive she is. Going to give myself a year or so off from dating first, however.

>>42219
This is a bad idea. You should still at least play the field. Casual relationships, hookups, etc. If you self impose an exile on yourself you'll get rusty and awkward. Couldn't hurt to work on your game.

Good luck anon

>>42215
>Fat Nerdy bougie woman
Sorry for your loss anon.

https://discord.com/invite/exoticgenetix


Lets troll them for the year for hyping up MIDS

>>42302
Thanks for the pep talk. I'll stay as much as I can out there while bettering myself.
After some reflection I'm honestly in the same boat as OP with his wife where I'm now more annoyed without her ass calming me down. I think it's a more social than sexual deprivation. Like, I lost her personal, exclusive scent which gave me the primal desire and reminder to protect and provide. The smell of a woman is the love potion that keeps the fire inside me, and at this point I'm not sure if I'd be interested in serious future sex/relationships without it. Don't care if I sound like a simp, I had bigger plans to marry her so that was also a factor. Those fantasies of coming home after a long day of work to lift up her 4X work skirt and smother my nose where it stinks and huff like it's a bong are still with me, but will eventually be shared with another woman I hope to keep.
Hopefully It won't be too hard to find the right one open to this fetish - bigger women are generally more open minded - but I'll try my best.

>>44815
OP here, keep us updated on your journey, anon!

My advice here is to put yourself out there, peruse the dating apps, get outside and work on yourself, hit up book stores, take a couple cooking classes. You're bound to find your BBW wife in these places!

>>44908
Thanks a lot man! Im so marriage minded now I know something will come from trying.

Best wishes to you as well. Not to be in your business - you don't have to share details - But I hope things with your wife have been better.

Glad I can share these weird stories with you guys lol

>>44922

You'll be fine dude, I might even say venture into a church, churches are ripe with single and marriage minded BBWs especially in the Midwest and South.

Things with my wife have been just ok I'm sad to say. Ups and downs, probably more downs lately but we're working on it.

The only sexual type conversations we've had lately have been about bikinis/panties I think she'd be sexy in. We have had sex several times since our problems arose. Haven't really sniffed her asshole probably since January which has been difficult however she still thinks it's funny/hot when I tell her about her sleep braps, which have been teeny little cute ones and full on house shakers lol.

>>44815
>>44815
Dont feel so. I hate my wife. I want to kill myself daily. Youll be fine

The thumbnail and topic of this thread disgusts me. Have some fucking decorum. This is /Gen/, not a locker room.

>>44941

Eat a dick, faggot.

>>44941
you have always the option to hide a post/thread, using the hide button.

>>44971
My aristocratic demeanor prevents me from averting my eyes to the excesses of the common man. Noblesse oblige, you know. I will redeem you all kicking and screaming if I must.

>>44941
I hate how many Chan users have bought into the trad meme. You’re on a porn board you fucking geek

>>44981
There's nothing trad about my objection to it bro poop comes from there. Enlightenment era thinkers, Cro magnons and ChatGPT would all agree with me.

>>44982
>poop comes from there
That's hot

>>44982
It's almost like they invent this thing call soap for a reason.

>>42409
I eat ass but my wife farted in my mouth and now I feel like less of a man

is this thread turning to shit already?

>>44996
Anon, it doesn't matter how much soap you use on the generator of poop. It's still accumulated fecal matter from a literal lifetime of generating poop. It's fine if you like it, but why the hell would you appeal to the existence of soap in this case. That's like putting a fire extinguisher on the sun. Come on. Be better.

bump dump

>>45000
Typical permacel with OCD response. He's probably grossed out by breast milk and pussy too

>>44979
You're a bastard child probably from the South. Fuck off


>>44982
Soap exists for this very reason.


>>45000
Categorically a lie

>>45000
Nobody tell Cotton Mather here that women expell 2-5 oz of blood every month from the same hole we fuck and that they pee out of a hole just below the clitoris we lick.

>>45102
Its urine. Women pee on u during sex to mark their territory. I find nasty & hot

>>45000
But it's GIRL POOP, anon. That's different.

>>45132

You know, most people carefully inspect an asshole before they lick/sniff it. It's common sense, dumbass.

>>45000
anuses don't generate poop though.

exhibit F

>>45140
Good point. It's still a strange place to put your tongue from a hygiene standpoint

>>45277
sure 'rationally' it doesn't make much sense sniffing/ licking in a 'dirty' and potentially 'poisonous' place.

so, different reactions are valid. being repulsed by it, or liking it, either one doesn't make you a better lover or a 'real man'.

being on this chan shows that we're not average. tolerance should be an integral part of diversity.

>>45278
> tolerance should be an integral part of diversity.
Speaking of “tolerance” my wife’s not lactorse tolerant and can barely reach her asshole enough to clean it. Any advice?

>>45323
a dictionary

>>45323

You couldn't just say lactose intolerant?

Get her one of those ass wiping extender things, OR offer to clean her asshole off yourself, like in the shower or something. I love cleaning my wife's ass in the shower.

>>45326
Dude I’m not wiping my wife’s ass. Why would you even say that?

>>45333
I was the same disagreed, but as soon as she brought up me eating her ass out regularly I honestly had no further argument. There's a lot of unspeakable things you'll be doing for your life partner, so best to embrace it.

>>45531
Just because I want to eat my wife’s ass (pretty normal request if you ask me) DOESNT mean I’m willing to touch and handle her shot covered asshole (pretty sick and perverted if you ask me)
Do you also spread it on the walls for her? Is she like the fat woman who fused to the couch in a shit strewn room?

>>45533
I guess I could clarify. She can wipe good enough, but couldn't thoroughly reach in her cavity for a thorough shower washing. It's as dirty as anyone else's that doesn't shower. If she became old or disabled I'd caretake her just the same.

>>45534
Nope. Poop is the thin brown line.
I’ll eat ass but I’m not gonna do shit play, eat shit, or handle my wife’s feces. End of story.

This thread has gone off the fucking rails. Even worse than Kisame17 nonsense.

>>45333
>>45533

You aren't handling her shit lmao, you'd be washing out her ass with the shower head and then using soap to get asshole clean.

The question is, why wouldn't you do it yourself if you're gonna eat her ass? If you want it 100% clean you might as well do it yourself, especially if she's a big lady.

Not sure how you go from innocently cleaning a hard to reach spot on your wife for your own benefit to full on scat fetish. I'm the OP of this thread and I said keep the scat shit to a minimum, that's not what this thread is for.

>>45562
I’m sorry Israeli, next time we’ll just post children getting blown up to satisfy your civil tastes Big Man.

>>25414
>>25450
Oink oink.

>>45562
How do Israelis know who Kisame even is? Are you in Tel Aviv?

>>45568
I think the manosphere must be screaming Trump is coming back. I've heard Netanyahu is such a nutcase even the Haredim is defecting to America

>>45577
Gen-Z neonazis like Trump because he’s going to deport Jewish people back to Israel. People who pledge obedience to foreign nations need to be sent back to where they came from.

>>45578
That's not it. Trump is up because of infighting between the college educated liberals and veteran politicians who support Israel. Biden is rumoured to be profane in private and Harris is a small time office bully. Then there's the gerrymandering that gave conservatives more of an edge in the suburbs. MAGA are nobodies at this juncture.

>>45579
Wrong. Trumps giving the Jewish people their own nation. He’s gonna make America a Christian Nation like George Washington intended. Once the Jews are done with the Arabs its convert to the cross or get deported.

I hate you people.

Let's stick with the topic on hand: BBW/SSBBW buttholes.

>>45549
Don’t knock it until you try it. I’ve eaten poop only a handful of times due to the obvious health risks but it hasn’t as bad as ever says. I mean it’s not good but at least tolerable. It gets me wildly horny too. Remember, Biden wants to outlaw stuff like this. Things that honest Americans do in their free time. Let’s go Brandon. Kisame17

>>45924
White ppl but some how all of you have executive board jobs lmao

>>45578
>he’s going to deport Jewish people back to Israel
Even Ivanka and Jared lol?

>>45924
What's a Kisame17? Is it a political slogan white people use?

>>45924
How should I know? Trump is a Bircher

>>45928
I think its a person because I have seen people saying "kisame here"

>>45930
>>45928
Both of these are true yet neither are true. You gotta read up on Chan lore if you want to be in the loop.
Kisame17 could be analyzed in a semiotics context to operate as a skibidi toilets analog.

>>45933
>>45930
What chan lore?

>>45943
I have neither the time nor capabilities to fulfill your request. I can tell you that if you ask this question in the right corners of the hyperpreg community you may find the knowledge you seek.

The Chan lore is either Kisame is a bot or a massive faggot suffering from mental illness.

>>45944
>>45950
What do you mean? Is hyperpreg on drugs?

>>45950
There are bots but they’re more of a MechaGodzilla, impressive technology for their time but a digital imitation nonetheless. Venture to DeviantArt or midtown for more answers young lad.

>>45955
Whatever is this lore about Kisame17? I don't artists who haven't improved since 2000 can tell the truth

>>45968
Why are you pretending to not be K*same? You're nonsensical writing is a dead giveaway, fag

>>45981
Who? Are you on drugs anon cause I am not your boogieman

One time I fucked this really fat black out drunk chick I met at fried chicken while on a bender. I came too pretty early in the night, took one look at her and decided to drop a turd on her chest before leaving. She was so drunk she didn’t even wake up. Maybe it happens regularly? Maybe she shits the bed?

>>45981
I flat out don't remember Kisame

I went on a date with this really really fat chick with a speech impediment, I swear in the middle of the date she pulled something out of her asshole and ate it. I still made her give me head to get a ride back to her parents house.

This is a great fat girl-lover topic. The sweaty, stinky fat girl stereotype is not entirely unfounded, especially from the back.

Been with skinny girls and fat girls and everything in between. Fat girls get sweaty and steamy under their apron bellies, in their rolls, in their belly button, in their fupa/crotch, in their ass, etc., just by existing in their obesity and having no air circulating in between folds of fat. Fat girls end up developing scents and smells that skinnier girls just don't. And it doesn't matter how good the hygiene is; being fat just makes things worse. For example, if your fat girlfriend has been lounging in yoga pants or leggings all day (i.e., she hasn't showered since the morning or the day before) or you take that drunk fat girl home who has been sweating it up dancing in the bar or club, then you're in for the real fat girl experience. Especially when you do it from behind.

Unlike skinny/normal sized girls, every single fat girl I've banged from behind, without exception, has had a strong whiff of swamp ass or musk coming from that ass that just jumps into your nostrils during each thrust in doggy (save for situations when they are fresh out of the shower). That smell from behind initially catches you off guard when you first spread those fat cheeks and put in it. But then you get in the rhythm and either get used to it / don't mind it or end up welcoming the smell (if only because it reminds you of how fat they are). For the non-virgin, fat fetishists on this board, you know what I'm talking about.

The smells and scents are probably why, among other reasons, normal dudes find sex with fat girls disgusting. Fat girls are definitely an acquired taste . . . err scent.

>>46073
> or you take that drunk fat girl home who has been sweating it up dancing in the bar or club, then you're in for the real fat girl experience.
This is gotta be such a wake up call to all the mid tier brads settling for banging a fat chick after striking out with regular sized women.

>>46073
Any advice for finding women like this?

>>46134
Are you asking how to find fat women? Because he clearly said they all smell after walking around for a while.

>>46139
So... follow your nose?

>>46145
>>46134
I hate life. Us fat and smelly guys literally have to compete with fetish Chads for equally fat and smelly girls.

>>46147
lose weight bitch

>>46145
I'm going to use this line next time I ask to smell my woman, haha

Back in the dating pool and ecured a date for this weekend with a sassy feminine ssbbw. She's a recovering feedee which isn't my thing... But she's confident and always talking about her big her ass is, and warning how she's too busy to shower every day due to the scope of work. You already know that's a great combo for us in this thread. Its a long distance so I'll be staying the night over there. Will report back if there's fun relevant to this thread.

>>49320
I fight dirty. I like to shove my hand in peoples mouth's and grip like a fucking lion. That will teach people not to fuck with you.

Jesus Christ, what size of girls are you anons talking about in this thread?
My ex weighed 230 pounds and had no problem reaching any part of her body. She was always washed and clean. How much must a woman weigh to not be able to reach her ass in the shower?

>>49326
They only reach when something bad happens? But good times no call or no show? Seems like they do it to play the devil's mouth to a angel's ear. Stay away from them lost contact (God got you) & MOVE THE FUCK ON

>>49326
I would imagine it would have to be at the 400 lbs mark but that would probably depend on height as well

>>49950
Height makes such a big difference too. Longer arms can reach better.

I don't know what it is about fat bitches, but seeing one makes me want to violently eat their ass. No other body type makes me feel this way.

>>50343
I was thinking the same just now. I don't know what it is, but yeah, something about fat women with large asses just makes me want to do the same.

>>49320
Date anon following up here: over the last few months sex was good. However, I can confirm it's a matter of pheromones and I can't just sniff/eat the ass of any fat woman, at least for me. Her scent was wretched compared to my ex, and I'm talking about her natural odor after showering. Nothing alluring about it. I thought I was still lovesick over my breakup but I've casually dated others since that went nowhere and their smell by simply being beside them drove me wild. She was not a bad lay, but I know we'll be incompatible in the long run, so the dating journey continues. I think my next woman I see I'll try to get pics/videos as a thanks for the OP and this thread.

>>50343
I'm in the same boat brother. I've dated thinner women in the past but I never guessed to do any kinky shit with them much less getting in their ass. But for fat bitches my mind goes wild and it's all about the booty inside and out. Human mating signals are interesting.