Let's play a game, shall we? You're all familiar with Fuck, Marry, Kill right? Well since this is a chan and there's hundreds of models out there, let's broaden things up - you pick who, I won't limit your choices since it will be a simp war between two and one will just always be picked to die.

Tell me who you would:

Fuck - One night stand. No contact after, no repeats, no breakfast afterwards, just a hump and dump.

Marry - No divorces - you're in it for life. Sex is a few times a month, twice a week at most. No cheating, no side partners, consensual threesomes and orgies are fine. You have to put effort into the relationship and not expect her to cater to you.

Friendzone - You will never get to fuck them or pursue a relationship. They will always regard you as a friend. You will get thirst trap pics at best and access to their personal socials and friend circles. But as long as you aren't creepy you get to be friends.

NO KILL OPTION - I don't care if they never responded to you on Kik and blocked you on Feabie. Take your hangups somewhere else.

YES THIS IS A SIMPING THREAD. Just have some fun and leave it be, you tired bastard.

Let's hear your picks!

Fuck - BC Britt/BodyLoveBritt. It was either her or Delicious Delilah but I'm going with her out of history. She's full on crazy but still hot. No idea if she's losing with all this workout nonsense.

Marry - Tough one to consider. I'd want to go with BoBerry since she seems fun and is rich and I wouldn't have to worry about going broke. But I dunno how I would feel about having the army of fans. You can't go too fat either or you just end up taking care of them more than be a partner. I guess someone younger but still huge like Scotian Smiles - we've talked before and she's pleasant.

Friendzone - Sadie. Not enough of a personality to marry, probably too fat or awkward for a one night stand. But she seems sweet and that ass is STUPID fat so I can go with thirst traps.

FUCK: Jae. Nuff said. Please refer to this Rap-A-Lot Records classic for additional information. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uwvi60eZug

FRIENDZONE: Stans are gonna hate me but I pick Boberry. I've never been that into her physically (I'm more of a belly than a booty guy) so it wouldn't be a big loss. And if she genuinely considered me a friend, that would be an ego boost. Why? Because she has access to a million mouthbreathing simps if she wants to, so if she liked me enough as a person to treat me as a true friend and let me into her social circles, that would be a sign that I was an interesting and worthwhile individual even if she didn't want to fuck me.

MARRY: Dark horse candidate here, but I've always said that I simp for Ivy. Assuming "sex twice a week at most" means good sex and not boring vanilla duty sex, twice a week might be all I could handle, because she's a real deal filthy feedist who'd be down to do just about any freaky shit I wanted. And just from watching her handle her modeling biz over the years, I can tell that she's got a razor-sharp businesswoman's mind under all that blubber. That's hot and it's good partner material. I'm not into the tatted-up trash queen aesthetic and it might get a little awkward the first time I introduce her to my extended family, but fuck it, they'll learn to deal.

>>13104
That is such a genuinely good take on Mary BoBerry that I'm jealous. Plus you'd probably get included on some real ritzy outings.

I'll play your little game, OP.

Fuck: BigCutie Ash. I don't think I could deal with marrying someone with real mobility and health issues, and I'm not a hundred percent into her body shape, but she's one of the OG SSBBWs and I've seen her crush-sex fetish videos and I am definitely down for a taste of that.

Marry: This is hard. We really don't get a sense of models' personalities from their work. And the rest is like... rumours and gossip and hearsay. And I know there's been a ton about her but going only on the content she's put out I would have to say Juicy Jackie because she presses every one of my buttons.

Friendzone: Kellie Kay. Yes, I know she shrank down and exited the scene for personal (and health) reasons. But we're playing an imaginary game anyways so let's imagine she didn't. I would absolutely continue nutting to her content.

>>13104
Hearty kek your additional information source.

Fuck: Brianna, been jerking off to her since I was in middle school but idk i got no grasp on her personality so i’d just hit it n quit it

Marry: Moonlightbaee, her face is beautiful and her ass is great and she wasn’t really in the modeling scene so she has to be somewhat normal lmao but she’s beautiful fr fr

Friendzone: Fatmisst, seems mental i’d just want to see how big she’ll get.

FUCK - Lexxxi Luxe.. I've masturbated so damn much to her and getting to fuck her would be too hard to pass up.

MARRY - Mal Malloy. . Easy choice. If she gains more weight, great! If she doesn't, that's fine because her body is out of this world. If an accident happens and she get preggers, I'll have more milk than I'll know what to do with. She satisfies what I'd hope to have in a wife. Very easy choice.

FRIENDZONE - Roxxie... I've got lots of her content and think she's gorgeous but I don't jerk off much to her. I think she'd be a cool person that I would enjoy knowing and being around.

Fuck - Sara Aikawa. I'm not sure if she speaks English, so that would make marriage awkward, and I don't have a solid grasp on her personality. But I'd do a lot to get dominated by her for one night.

Marry - Beccabae. She's such a cutie and I love the bottom heavy types. Her personality seems nice enough too.

Friendzone - Mochii Babii. Her gain seems very closely linked to her relationship and I don't want to ruin that. Could give good feeder advice too.

Fuck: Jackie.

Marry: Lily.

Friendzone: not sure. Maybe Roxxie. Mostly because I know she is married, and seems really happy. Wouldn't mind seeing her stuff herself next to pool, just wearing a bikini.

The "marry" option is kinda limiting when you know they're already married. Roxxie would be prime waifu material and I'm sure her husband knows it.

Fuck: Jackie. Hottest SSBBW ever IMO. Wouldn't want to marry someone that big though, I'd want to be able to go out and do shit together

Marry: ThickHungryHoney. Perhaps a bit of a left field choice, but she's gorgeous, really into feederism and the whole fat housewife thing, and seems like a really cool lady from what she puts out in her videos and social media. Only thing that puts me off is the zodiac stuff she posts about, but it isn't a deal breaker for me.

Friendzone: Bella Abbondanza. I'd definitely fuck her as well, but she seems like someone I'd really enjoy just going for a beer with, so she's my friendzone choice.

>>13094 (OP)
no gods, no masters, op

>>13095
all of them, kill

>>13108
kill, kill and kill.

>>13109
killingspree, all of them

>>13116
murder

>>13120
murder

>>13125
murder

okay guys, this is my take on this matter, hope it was informative and eye opening

>>13137
I haven't seen this kind of edge since early Newgrounds days

>>13137
Hello my fellow barbarian freund

>>13152
grnugn

>>13110
I was gonna make a post but you summed up how I feel better than I ever could. God-tier taste, my man

>>13125
these are pretty good choices too

>>13094 (OP)
Good thread.

Fuck: Juicy Jackie. Hottest ssbbw of all time. I seriously considered having her as the Marry pick because the idea of having a mind bogglingly obese wife who can't help but continuously getting fatter (and shocking all your friends) is very appealing. But the logical side of me realises how difficult a lot of life would become and I think I'd get frustrated with that.

Marry: thicccollegegirl - super hot, amazing belly/boobs, super chill, genuinely into the kink, and seems pretty switched on. Alternate answer would have been BigBellyLover919 when she was at 300lbs. She cute.

Friend: Chubby Chiquita. She's gorgeous, but honestly she's also just down to earth, funny, smart, and I reckon would be a cool person to grab a beer or get high with. Plus she seems pretty eager to just gain to preposterous sizes so I'd love to watch that play out in real time, and be close enough to chat to her about it.

>>13105
Simp

>>13170
Fucking duh, the fuck do you think this thread is about?

Fuck - BC Eve. Would love to experience those gigantic thunder thighs up close and personal just once

Marry - Jenni Bombshell. She seems like she's got a sweet personality and she's got a perfect combination of a pretty face, a big butt and a soft hanging belly that I'd love to have some fun with on repeat

Friend zone - BC Margot. We've talked a few times and she's a cool girl but I don't know if she would fit my relationship type

>>13137
most civilized kraut
>>13152
most civilized hohol

>>13094 (OP)
no gods, no masters, op

>>13095
all of them, fuck

>>13108
fuck, fuck and fuck.

>>13109
fuckingspree, all of them

>>13116
rape

>>13120
rape

>>13125
rape

okay guys, this is my take on this matter, hope it was informative and eye opening

>>13182
I am satisfied

Fuck- Adeline. Would love to be with a monstrously obese woman where the consequences were starting to catch up to them and you can start to see the toll it’s taking but they aren’t completely ruined yet. I’d be all about that panting and heart about to beat out of her chest with the slightest exertion.

Marry: Cherries. Actually lives a normal life, fat enough to enjoy having a fat wife, doesn’t seem totally nuts.

Friendzone: Fatmisst. I doubt I’d like her personality that much, and she seems like she has all kinds of mental problems, but I’d like to watch her continue to ruin herself. She’s already so far gone and physically revolting enough that I’m ok doing that from a friend perspective. Would also help me keep my desires in check for my wife so I can live a normal life and never get anywhere near that stage. I could also care for her cats and see if those scratches somehow go away but I doubt it.

>>13244
Cherries is a good choice and was one I considered for my marriage choice. Like you said, she doesn't seem crazy.

>>13167
Thank you :)

Fuck: hard one between juicy Jackie and plesantlyplump, with Jackie winning out because she is more attractive in general, though plesantlyplump probably has the bigger belly.

Marry: my current spouse. Or if we have to pick someone, probably like big cuties Marilyn or cherries

Friendzone: boberry. Thirst pics are fine here with boring content

Fuck: Randalin. Dat face-to-hip ratio. Good vibes dancey music.

Cookie: Wifey face and Jabba body.

FZ: Shar. She looks like a poster advertising Juvederm

>>13094 (OP)
no gods, no masters, op

>>13095
all of them, marry

>>13108
Marry, marry and marry.

>>13109
Marryspree, all of them

>>13116
Wed

>>13120
Wed

>>13125
Wed

okay guys, this is my take on this matter, hope it was informative and eye opening

>>13591
Austrians will marry anything with a hole in it.

>>13616
>austrians
holy shit the education level of your average american... i mean i should be used to it by now but seriously you guys never fail to amaze me. how you mongs managed to become the dominant power on this planet is a mystery to me to this day.

picture is related.

>>13617
>the education level of your average american
Public libraries are communist bookstores!

>>13617
Slavery first, war profiteering later.

Fuck Momokun - Obvious reasons here lol she's drop dead beautiful and those curvesss!
Marry Candi Kayn - I've always had the biggest crush on her. Sexiest WG photos and videos. The perfect amount of curves. Beautiful smile and face. Plus I think she can be very kinky.
Friendzone Mal Malloy - She's gorgeous but I'd rather watch her gain than anything

Fuck Val Malloy - I can enjoy a one-and-done with this chick here. I've only fucked a few somewhat-flat asses, but Val is an easy upgrade with massive tits to go with it. Plus, I'm not crazy about tatted women, so give me Val for a night.

Marry Nagitokowaru - From the few occasions I've chatted with her on OF, she seems cool...worth the commitment, even if the convos are just to keep me subbed, but the every-so-often sex with her would be enough to satisfy me...I think??? Plus, I don't mind taking on being her feeder to keep her happy.

Friendzone puffgut - Though about marry, but for now, I'll keep her on this level. Need to see more from her down the road. Almost had her at fuck, but that belly and the tits to go with it looks to good to not be around or see again after a one night stand.

Fuck - Superdome; I'm really fond of her looks but I don't think we would be a match in terms of personality.
Marry - It's a toss up between Native Pear and Leah who both drive me wild but in the end i'll go with Leah since she has a few inches over Native,
and also because there are limits to what I would be comfortable with in public zones like restaurants, I think that Leah is able to camouflage her size better with the right clothing than Bella
Friendzone - Beccabae; She seems cool whenever she drops by here, you must be decently open-minded if you can stomach this site as a model.

>>14506
why Val over Mal?

>>14566

I'd put Mal up in the marry category rather than fuck...next thing you know, that's a body I get to fuck more than once...and I wouldn't mind going for a relationship with her. Plus, if I'm talking about girls I can keep around, I like em with fewer or no tats.

>>14587 Are you sure you're not covered in tattoos? How many tattoos you have?

I don't get the appeal of Val over Mal, never have. It's like her tat makes them assume she's dirtier and crazy and willing to go for anything wild they'd wish to do or something.
Like Mal is more conservative not being tatted and would turn down anal sex but Val having a big ugly tat near her hooters would be all for it.

Fuck:Aileen from stuffer31. This is an almost sentimental thing for me.She was my introduction to this fetish and I still think she's one of the hottest women ever.It would be great to fuck her after a major stuffing.

Marry: Mal Malloy. Literally the perfect body-- I couldn't just walk away after one night.(Twice a week at most? You're killing me, OP!).One twist is that I'd like to marry her when she was at her lowest weight,so I can watch her balloon all over again. I dunno about her personality, I always have videos on mute lmao.

Friendzone:MochiiBabii.Her gain blew me away when I first saw it,but she's not my type (no ass lol).It would be a thrill to watch her gain continue from a closer perspective