>>5319Once upon a time, a grreedy little witch conjured an everfull flask of honey, and obviously it affected her body... and eventually, the ceiling, until she went to the basement, on her quest for more food and magic - and fell asleep there. Waking up, she realized she forgot something - the everflowing honey flask was still doing it's work!
Now the cellar is nearly full of honey (and witch :-p) and like Goethe's Apprentice Wizard, she's gotten herself into quite a predicament.
Far from despair though, a mix of greed, megalomania and a bit short-sightedness has helped her to decide on just drinking the honey faster than the flask can pour... all while she's growing fatter and rounder...!
Eventually; Slowly, but steadily she managed to catch up with the flask, consuming more and more honey in the process. Not only did her absurdly large tummy expand from the sweet filling, but over time, her body started converting the nourishing liquid into more and more layers of fat...
Soon, the constricting tightness of her master's quarters couldn't contain her vast bulk and gave way - but she was set on her task. She would not lose to a mere item of her own conjuration! Bigger and fatter her belly grew, lifting her up, until finally, she managed to snatch the devilish device and closed it shut.
Satisfied, she gobbled up the leftover honey thinking of leaving no trace of her mishap, blissfully ignorant (for the moment) of the havoc her monstrous meal had caused.
If one were to walk by now, one would be able to observe a
bizzare scenery:
A huge crater where once a Warlock's Den had been, some rubble and some puddles of honey spread around and in the middle of it, a cute but unbelievably fat young sorceress, resting on her swollen paunch - of which only the top part was visible - the rest (like an iceberg) hidden inside the remains of the home, it's size one could only imagine...