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Just found this copypasta


>its a Hot friday night, im sitting on my massive fat ass watching television and sweating like crazy while finishing my tenth bag of chips in a row. Some diet show is now on full of people with anorexia, i think the name is “my 600lb life” or something like this. With a grunt i search for the remote so i can change the program not wanting to watch this trash. Its nowhere to be seen. I lift my head as best as I can to get better view around my room, (this slightes movement is making by body jiggle and quiver Wildly) the remote is still nowhere to be seen, If its not somewhere in the room that means there is only one place it can be..

*sight*

Honey, can you please search between my rolls, this program is pretty boring and i cant seem to find the TV remote, maybe...maybe it got stuck somewhere under my flab...again... Oh and if you find something yummi there please let me know ;)

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