speaking of wish granters, what would y'all use your three wishes for?
my wishes would be:
1: big cornucopias (opening would be about the size of a car tire) of infinite fast food appear around the globe
2: the negative health effects of obesity and other such things all instead contribute to obesity
3: wars and all conflicts of varying scales are settled by eating contests instead
also, instead on your first wish, grab a pencil and paper before you make it, write down some stuff (i.e. "I want the love of my life to love me" or "a genie can grant infinite wishes") that a genie normally couldn't grant on it, and then present it to them and wish for everything on the paper to come true, boom! rules work around!