>>136614I can imagine how some of her meetings with patients go.
"Mrs. Smith, have you been following the diet plan we agreed on? Your blood pressure went up 8mmhg!
>hmm, I wonder what I should do for the next set? Ice cream chug? Nah, too boring."Look, you have to watch what you're eating, otherwise these things are just going to get worse!"
>Burger binge? Eh, done to death."You should stick to the diet plan we agreed on, I know it may not be as fun as eating junk, but it's what's best for you!"
>Maybe club sandwiches would work better, not as done to death, plus they're kinda fallic."Alright, just watch what you eat over the next few months, try eating some greens and get in some excercise, it doesn't have to be anything intense, maybe just some push ups or going on a walk a few times a week."
>Oh, my jeans are starting to get tight! I could make it a button pop set on top of it!
