http://www.fatopia.org/selphie.htmlHi, everyone! I'd like to introduce myself. My name is, or was, Selphie Morris. It was in this picture. Shortly before this picture was taken, I met a man in Switzerland named Aldrich von Rechtenberg. We fell in love and we wanted to marry, but before we could, Aldrich made me promise to agree to take a serum. Why would I have to take this serum? Because of the Von Rechtenberg family curse, of course. Curse you say? How silly! Well, it's true. I was to be Aldrich's third wife. The other two died tragically on their wedding night by unrelated accidents because they weren't of sufficient obesity. Yes, you heard me right. It seems that one of Aldrich's ancestors bride to be spurned another suitor and he cursed the Von Rechtenbergs to only be wedded to "women of corpulence, like a fattened sow," was how he put it. And to this day, any bride not corpulent enough (a modern day size 18) would die a tragic death. So to allow their betrothed to fatten gracefully and easily, the Von Rechtenbergs created a serum which increased the number and size of the fat cels found in the body. I loved Aldrich very much, so I readily agreed to take the serum. Here I am at about 160 pounds. Not much to look at, but I'll be getting bigger.
