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Anyone have more? I know theres a video of doggy
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My coworker looks just like this and I get so fukin hard each time I go to work and see her and she gets close to me and bends over and I fukin lose it I wanna just risk it all 😅 I havent asked her out cus I'm so much younger there's no way shed be into it . I might just give her my paycheck in exchange for backshots 🤣
Good deal
>>301296
Smfh, stuck in the 1950s "How do I ask her out ehhhh, first date, meet her parents, should I bring flowers on the 1st date"... bruhhh lmfao get a grip, that can easily be set up as a casual situation ESPECCCIALLY if shes a MILF or GILF they always lonely n bored n family never visits them. Think of it this way, you over here getting star struck off that ass stressing on age difference bro...or you could be her maintenance man....full access to the crib etc etc. You stressing age difference when you could be over there cleaning the inside of her A/C, fixing loose pipes. All u gotta do is dump a cup of water under the sink n act like she got a leak n shit, loosen it act like u doing the most and tighten it back like u did her a 100 dolla job for free, watch how often she gon have you over. This is WAYYYY better than the lil young boyfriend that comes over to watch Netflix n pet her cats you barely gonna get pussy or some head bro lmao you the company she gonna lowball you but the maintenance man is an ESSENTIAL. Bro she NEEDS you around, even if u dont have a trade YOUTUBE that shit bro, dont nothing turn a bitch on more than a dude that knows his tools, that shit get em wet watching dudes fix shit. Go over there, clean that A/C, fix a few pipes, bullshit with a few screws, purposely break shit n fix it again, wear a wife beater when u fixing shit, get your dick sucked eat the sandwich bro u in there. I learned this shit from my dad, he was a handyman and told me all his wife fucking stories lol they love a handyman bro, if they can get it fixed for free she def gon find a way to keep yo Mr.Fix-It ass around bruh TRUST ME. Finesse bro, stop the 1950s shit and get in dem big ass drawers, do it for the Chan bro YOU GOT THIS...make pics/vids too tho don't leave us hanging lmao
Smfh, stuck in the 1950s "How do I ask her out ehhhh, first date, meet her parents, should I bring flowers on the 1st date"... bruhhh lmfao get a grip, that can easily be set up as a casual situation ESPECCCIALLY if shes a MILF or GILF they always lonely n bored n family never visits them. Think of it this way, you over here getting star struck off that ass stressing on age difference bro...or you could be her maintenance man....full access to the crib etc etc. You stressing age difference when you could be over there cleaning the inside of her A/C, fixing loose pipes. All u gotta do is dump a cup of water under the sink n act like she got a leak n shit, loosen it act like u doing the most and tighten it back like u did her a 100 dolla job for free, watch how often she gon have you over. This is WAYYYY better than the lil young boyfriend that comes over to watch Netflix n pet her cats you barely gonna get pussy or some head bro lmao you the company she gonna lowball you but the maintenance man is an ESSENTIAL. Bro she NEEDS you around, even if u dont have a trade YOUTUBE that shit bro, dont nothing turn a bitch on more than a dude that knows his tools, that shit get em wet watching dudes fix shit. Go over there, clean that A/C, fix a few pipes, bullshit with a few screws, purposely break shit n fix it again, wear a wife beater when u fixing shit, get your dick sucked eat the sandwich bro u in there. I learned this shit from my dad, he was a handyman and told me all his wife fucking stories lol they love a handyman bro, if they can get it fixed for free she def gon find a way to keep yo Mr.Fix-It ass around bruh TRUST ME. Finesse bro, stop the 1950s shit and get in dem big ass drawers, do it for the Chan bro YOU GOT THIS...make pics/vids too tho don't leave us hanging lmao
My bad yall, I know I wrote a lot but I had put him on, that maintenance man shit STILL works in my favor lmao.
>>301303 Why did you write a post this long? Get off facebook! Nobody buys flowers in real life. It's a lie.
Whatever...... Lame.
Fucking hilarious. That step is called "demonstrating value". Its part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
>>301326
Man I have no idea. Two different entities as u can see.
Man I have no idea. Two different entities as u can see.
1 sex tape 2 trail walking videos. All that ass why only 1 sex tape. God giving wrong men pussy lol
Anonymous
Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:46:23
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No.301346
The moment you all been waiting for
>>301346
You ain't lied once, I used to think the same shit, top tier ass like that 2 vids and a few pics, how could you fumble that 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.
You ain't lied once, I used to think the same shit, top tier ass like that 2 vids and a few pics, how could you fumble that 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.
>>301296
Bro go for it if she says yes you getting some if not then accept and say its fine lets be friendly coworkers
Bro go for it if she says yes you getting some if not then accept and say its fine lets be friendly coworkers
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>>301303
You've watched too much porn. Way too much. You think every woman irl is a nasty whore who fucks men after men. Then ive got bad news for you, it isnt as easy as you say... Theres maybe one in 10 such women who would fuck a random young male, stranger... If you coworkers then its a little different.
Shit.. They even have strict age limit on dating sites, like 40-50.. Im 27, and theyd more likely to ignore me since they look for a life partner to live til dying. Been trying to hint at thick milfs all the time, but they just ignore and write messages basically saying why i follow them online.. lol
You've watched too much porn. Way too much. You think every woman irl is a nasty whore who fucks men after men. Then ive got bad news for you, it isnt as easy as you say... Theres maybe one in 10 such women who would fuck a random young male, stranger... If you coworkers then its a little different.
Shit.. They even have strict age limit on dating sites, like 40-50.. Im 27, and theyd more likely to ignore me since they look for a life partner to live til dying. Been trying to hint at thick milfs all the time, but they just ignore and write messages basically saying why i follow them online.. lol
>>301385
Grow facial hair. You cant fuck them because you trying a experiment instrad of trying to get laid u guys put to much energy into trying to fuck. Their is an old italian saying. Keep the black kid busy. And take it as it comes. Women will come to you when theyre ready not when youre horny.
Grow facial hair. You cant fuck them because you trying a experiment instrad of trying to get laid u guys put to much energy into trying to fuck. Their is an old italian saying. Keep the black kid busy. And take it as it comes. Women will come to you when theyre ready not when youre horny.
>>301399
Life lesson. I wanted to fuck this big booty soccer chick brit for years. Wouldnt give it up. Until one day she saw me in the liqour store. Of course I wasnt horny at the time. That was my moment my chance my opportunity & I blew it because I wasnt horny. Moral of the story you dont get the woman you want when you're horny. They come when you least expect it. And it takes one hell of a experienced guy to switch mentalities to get that big soft ass.
Life lesson. I wanted to fuck this big booty soccer chick brit for years. Wouldnt give it up. Until one day she saw me in the liqour store. Of course I wasnt horny at the time. That was my moment my chance my opportunity & I blew it because I wasnt horny. Moral of the story you dont get the woman you want when you're horny. They come when you least expect it. And it takes one hell of a experienced guy to switch mentalities to get that big soft ass.
Topic of the year is about the booty that got away.
Anonymous
Tue 10 Jan 2023 12:59:02
8788f9
No.301413
>>301409
And let me also tell you this. She somehow was behind be at the register to pay for my liqour. And my stupid non horny self didnt try anything when she smiled & said hi.
And let me also tell you this. She somehow was behind be at the register to pay for my liqour. And my stupid non horny self didnt try anything when she smiled & said hi.
Froze when that large heavy ass walked in. Bitch was stalking me entire time lol
Anonymous
Tue 10 Jan 2023 13:00:20
8788f9
No.301414
>>301413
Yup so I froze pretty much. So fuck you. Lol
Yup so I froze pretty much. So fuck you. Lol
In the moment pussy you dont know what to expect you become very horny
Anonymous
Tue 10 Jan 2023 13:02:53
8a9fd0
No.301415
In that moment pussy is better then getting planned pussy. Because its random, wasnt thought out the male & female just go off instinct and sexual desire.
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